Wednesday, November 2

Eyeball exercises

I exercise my eyeballs a lot by rolling them upon hearing certain phrases, such as:
- "baby, you the most beautiful girl in the room"
- "why are women so needy?"
- "I'm addicted to tanning"

Perhaps this very post makes your eyeballs roll.  That's okay, I'm not offended, even if you want me to be offended.  It's important to keep your eyeballs mobile, and this kind of workout is generally overlooked when considering how to keep in shape.  Roll away!

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