Sunday, July 10

My ten commandments of riding public transportation

I. Thou shall have money ready before the vehicle approaches
II. Thou shall stand to the side of the door to allow passenger to exit prior to boarding
III. Thou shall move into the vehicle as far in as possible
IV. Thou shall not clip toenails, or engage in any similar behavior that is typically performed in a bathroom
V. If seated, thou shall offer to give up the seat if approached by an elderly person, or someone who is traveling with a child/children, or someone who is carrying multiple and/or large bags. If standing, thou shall grab the nearest pole in a way that allows others to grab onto it as well
VI. Thou shall keep phone conversations to a minimum and speak using an indoor voice
VII. Thou shall not leave trash behind.
VIII. Thou shall not eat anything pungent, messy, or apt to flake or crumble easily
IX.  Thou shall not shove others when exiting but shall still leave as quickly as possible
X. Thou shall not complain about riding public transportation

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